Thursday, May 24, 2007

That Rainbow Deal in Full

Here it is then, the exclusive copy of the deal that was too good to turn down.

1. We hate Labour, we do.

2. No school or hospital should ever close, no matter what changes happen in education or health.

3. We should spend more to fill the higher education funding gap caused by our opposition to top-up tuition fees.

4. We should demand more independence from Westminster - and more money.

5. Er, that's it.

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